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Revenge of the Nerds is hands-down the best nerd movie ever made. It tells the epic saga of the battle between Jock versus Nerd. It is one of the landmark tits and ass films of the 80s, and full of ridiculous quotes that will make you tear from laughter.

When two nerds, Gilbert and Lewis, head off to their freshman year at Adams College, they don’t realize the taunting they will endure at the hands of the jocks of Alpha Beta fraternity. The jocks accidentally burn down their house and are forced to toss the freshmen out of the dorm.

The nerds soon realize they must form their own fraternity in self-defense, and in an effort to find housing. Soon, the nerds begin to exact revenge on the jocks with high-tech warfare. Hilarity follows in the form of several very memorable quotes.

Booger: Big deal! Did you get in her pants?
Gibert: She’s not that kind of girl, Booger.
Booger: Why? Does she have a penis?

Lewis: Jocks only think about sports, nerds only think about sex.

Takashi: I think I’ve got a frush.
Booger: What the fuck’s a frush?

Takashi: Maybe we should have robster craws.
Booger: What the fuck are robster craws?

Booger: I say we blow the fuckers up.

Booger: Step aside momma, I wanna see some of that muff!

Booger: I thought I was looking at my mother’s old douche-bag, but that’s in Ohio.

Coach Harris: You just got your asses whipped by a bunch of goddamn nerds.

Gibert: No one will really be free until nerd persecution ends.


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