Revenge of the Nerds is hands-down the best nerd movie ever made. It tells the epic saga of the battle between Jock versus Nerd. It is one of the landmark tits and ass films of the 80s, and full of ridiculous quotes that will make you tear from laughter.
When two nerds, Gilbert and Lewis, head off to their freshman year at Adams College, they don’t realize the taunting they will endure at the hands of the jocks of Alpha Beta fraternity. The jocks accidentally burn down their house and are forced to toss the freshmen out of the dorm.
The nerds soon realize they must form their own fraternity in self-defense, and in an effort to find housing. Soon, the nerds begin to exact revenge on the jocks with high-tech warfare. Hilarity follows in the form of several very memorable quotes.
Booger: Big deal! Did you get in her pants?
Gibert: She’s not that kind of girl, Booger.
Booger: Why? Does she have a penis?
Lewis: Jocks only think about sports, nerds only think about sex.
Takashi: I think I’ve got a frush.
Booger: What the fuck’s a frush?
Takashi: Maybe we should have robster craws.
Booger: What the fuck are robster craws?
Booger: I say we blow the fuckers up.
Booger: Step aside momma, I wanna see some of that muff!
Booger: I thought I was looking at my mother’s old douche-bag, but that’s in Ohio.
Coach Harris: You just got your asses whipped by a bunch of goddamn nerds.
Gibert: No one will really be free until nerd persecution ends.
My Top Ten Christmas Movies To Watch For 2023
Having spent the 2022 Christmas Holiday in typical fashion–alone, eating frozen pizza and watching movies–I decided to try and make a list holiday movies that were on television of the past month for upcoming 2023. I didn’t watch all of the films from start to finish, but I did manage to catch a great deal of the ridiculous amount of festive programming that streamed through my apps and live tv. As such, I am fully prepared to make a list of the top ten Christmas movies.
No, you won’t see a many of the older movies on this list, although Miracle on 34th Street does bring back some fond memories from elementary school. And you won’t see any Ben Affleck movies on this list, either.
Enough of my babbling, here’s my list…
10. Four Christmases
9. The Night They Saved Christmas
8. How the Grinch Stole Christmas
7. Nightmare Before Christmas
5. Bad Santa
4. Home Alone 1 and 2
2. Christmas Vacation
1. A Christmas Story
In closing I do have to say my tie with A Christmas Story has to be It’s a Wonderful Life. I didn’t want to bombard all of you with a list of a thousand movies all in one. What’s your favorite Christmas movies to binge watch.